Kind of just want to cry right now :c
im fucking cryiNG OH MY GOD???? THIS GUY FROM SHREK
IS CALLED LORD FARQUAAD RIGHT??? AND FARQUAAD SOUNDS A LOT LIKE FUCKWAD WHEN U SAY IT
LORD FUCKWAD
HOW DID THAT ONE SLIP PAST
SAY IT WITH AN ENGLISH ACCENT
The first person you came out to and that story.
As not-straight, or as a lesbian? I like the lesbian story better because I can actually remember who it was. Basically, Dominoe was trying to give me a little test to see if I was a sociopath and it started out with “So imagine you’re at a funeral and you meet the perfect guy—” and I cut in, “You know I’m a lesbian, right?” That was the moment when I realized - right before I said it, I was like oh my gosh I’m a lesbian in my head. That’s really all.
you know, i’m a raging lesbian and i was never distracted by what other girls in my classes were wearing in high school. this is a male problem, not an “attracted to women” problem.
This is an “inability to respect women” problem.
Which is a male problem.
^^^
How old were you when you knew? What was that like for you?
Oh gosh. Well, I was 16 when I figured out I’m a lesbian, but I knew I wasn’t straight since at least 8th grade. I don’t even want to get into that. Yeah.
toolateinlovewithnicomirallegro:
PENIS PUFFS
I KNOW THAT WAS THE FIRST THING I THOUGHT OF
MY PENIS PUFFS 8D
You guys ;D
The rest of Tumblr probably thinks we’re crazy
…we’re talking about processed artificial-cheese-flavored snacks and comparing them to male genitalia


